An unbelievable turn of events

Good morning friends. You aren't gonna believe what happened! First of all I was admitted to the hospital the other day with tummy pain. I thought I was going into labor but it turned out to be nothing more than stomach cramps from some bad tacos. Then I got home from the hospital to find the Policia at the door wanting to talk to me. They told me they had Mr. Potatohead and Pancho Vanilla in custody and they wanted me to go down to the jail! My heart just sank. This was the moment I'd been dreading. I recomposed myself and went down there to find the two masked thugs from the wanted posters staring out from behind bars. I still didn't believe it was my Mr. Potatohead and Pancho so I tore their masks and hats off and you'll never believe who it was! That awful French Frieda and her miserable little brat!!! I had a feeling they'd show up in Mexico and I was right. The blessing was that they were caught by the Policia right away and will spend a long time in a Tijuana jail for their heinous acts. Maybe now they'll leave us alone. Maybe she can try blackmailing some nasty bad guy in jail! HA!!!
Anyways after all that I went home to find Mr. Potatohead and Pancho Vanilla there and they were grinning like never before. I was so happy to see them. Now our lives can get back to normal again. I'm sooooo happy! We're all so happy to be reunited. Well, I better go make them some breakfast. They've been through alot and probably haven't been eating very well. Bye for now.

Mrs. Potatohead.

P.S. Mr. Potatohead says he has something to tell me later.

Maternity Ward

Hi Everyone. You aren't gonna believe what happened. Things are sure heating up around here! Me and Pancho are still laying low but last night I heard that Mrs. Potatohead went into labor! I hated not being there for her so early this morning under cover of darkness I snuck into the maternity ward. I figured it would be safe because the cops wouldn't be there. I looked everywhere but couldn't find her so I went and checked out the new-borns. There were three that looked alot like Mrs. Potatohead but I couldn't really be sure so I just tickled them a little until they started crying, then I heard sirens and I had to bolt. I sure hope Mrs. Potatohead's ok.
Oh!!!!! I almost forgot! Yesterday I got the shock of my lfe! I saw French Frieda in town. It looks like she has another kid! She's the wench that tried to black-mail us a few years ago but failed. I'm almost positive she's up to something again so Pancho and I are devising a plan to thwart any tricks she may have up her sleeve and clear ourselves of recent accusations at the same time. It's brilliant and it won't fail. It CAN'T fail! It better NOT fail! Well I better go hide. I hear sirens again. Bye.
Mr. Potatohead.

What's going on around here?

Hi everyone. Well you aren't gonna believe what happened. Today I was having a bit of an anxiety attack. I got a note from Mr. Potatohead saying he and Pancho were working on a plan to clear themselves. He says they can kill two birds with one stone. I hope they don't do anything stupid. Things never seem to go quite right for them and I'm afraid it will only make matters worse. Speaking of making matters worse, I got another blackmail letter from French Frieda claiming she had proof to back up her claims that Mr. Potatohead fathered her child. I'm just beside myself! The fellow with her looks like Mr. Potatohead but he has a mustache. Mr. Potatohead has never had a mustache. He hates facial hair! I sure hope she doesn't come to Mexico. Things could sure get ugly. Well I better go do something. I have to keep busy or I'll go crazy with worry. Bye for now. Mrs. Potatohead.

WANTED

Hi everyone. Well you aren't gonna believe what happened.
Today I went to the post office to check my mail and guess what I saw there? Wanted posters featuring what could be Mr. Potatohead and Pancho Vanilla! I don't believe it's them but now the whole town thinks they are common criminals. It's impossible to tell WHO'S hiding behind those masks. I hope they catch the real villains soon so they can come out of hiding. I'm sure they are just laying low until this all blows over.
I better get going, I have to go to the policia and tell them that those two hoodlums aren't who they think they are. Maybe they'll take down the wanted posters if I'm real nice. Bye for now.

Mrs. Potatohead.

Stuck in my head

Hi friends. Well you aren't gonna believe what's been happening. Today is not going well. I was cleaning toilets this morning and I couldn't get the vision of French Frieda out of my head. Her and that horrid little creature she claims was fathered by Mr. Potatohead. I wouldn't be a bit surprised if she showed up here to ruin our vacation. Not that it's been much of a vacation anyway. I have so much on my mind. Mr. Potatohead is missing along with our friend Pancho Vanilla, the policia are accusing them of countless crimes. What am I going to do?

French Frieda's shakedown

Hi all. You aren't gonna believe what happened. Things are getting completely out of control now. The Policia are here more often than not trying to find Mr. Potatohead and Pancho Vanilla. They are accusing them of all kinds of horrendous crimes from stealing a blackberry to stealing cars and even armed robbery! Everybody knows they would never do those things. Then this morning I woke up to an email from an obviously drunken French Frieda. She's a crude, conniving, and, I must say, homely Potatohead back in Canada. She claims Mr. Potatohead is the father of her illegitimate baby Potatohead. I know this couldn't possibly be true. The truth is she's tried this before and it's never worked. She's always trying to get money from others by blackmailing them with lies and deceit. I don't intend to even respond to her cruel and nasty accusations. We're starting our own family now and we won't let her spoil that. I trust Mr. Potatohead implicitly and I know her accusations aren't true. Well I have to go into town now. Kim says I should start doing the grocery shopping too, just to keep my mind off things. Maybe she's right. Dave says we can go to the beach later but I don't really feel like it. Not right now. Maybe when Mr. Potatohead comes home. Bye for now.

Mrs. Potatohead.

In hiding

Hi everybody. You aren't gonna believe what's happening. Things have gotten right out of control here in Baja. A few days ago me and Pancho got drunk and apparently did some bad stuff. The Policia are looking for us and we're scared. We don't dare show our faces in public right now. At least not during daylight hours. We don't know what to do so we're hoping if we keep a low profile it will all just go away. Mrs. Potatohead must be worried sick but we don't dare contact her lest there be an ambush at home. She could probably use some help especially being in her condition (family way). I hope everything settles down soon. Woe is me......
I'm sure happy to have a good friend like Pancho Vanilla. I've gotten to know him quite well and now I know I should never have mistrusted him and Mrs. Potatohead. He is a very upstanding and respectable guy. He is my best friend in the whole world.
Well I better go. We can't afford to stay in one place too long. The cops are everywhere. Bye for now.

Mr. Potatohead

I can't believe what I'm hearing

Good morning everybody. You aren't gonna believe what happened. I haven't been able to write for a few days because I've been worried sick. Mr. Potatohead and his new buddy Pancho Vanilla went into town the other day and they haven't been back since. I've contacted the hospital and the Policia and nobody'd heard from them as of last night. This morning the Policia were at the door and I almost fainted. They think Mr. Potatohead and Pancho are behind a string of armed robberies and auto-thefts. I told them that wasn't possible. They are good guys. But then I thought about the drinking and the fighting lately and now I'm not so sure. Could they really be capable of such horrible crimes? I know Pancho's reputation is a little rough around the edges but violent? I just don't know what to think anymore. I hope they come home soon so we can clear them of these accusations. How awful!
I better get going I have to find them before the Policia do.

Mrs. Potatohead.

Stop fighting!

Good morning. How is everybody? You aren't gonna believe what happened. We're doing pretty good this morning but yesterday was kinda rough, although it ended up ok. Mr. Potatohead went and got his bandages off and his ears healed perfectly although his hearing is only about 1/2 of what it used to be. After he got home we were having tea (well, I was having tea, Mr. Potatohead was having beer) when there was a knock on the door. It was my friend Pancho Vanilla. He had just heard that Mr. Potatohead had died in the desert so he was here to pay his respects. Well! You should have seen Mr. Potatohead lose it! I've never seen him like that! He came off his chair like a madman and tackled poor Pancho! What a mess! I had to beat him with my broom to make him stop! I was so embarrassed. Poor Pancho. Finally when I got them separated I made them sit down and talk and before long they were behaving like old friends. I guess Mr. Potatohead was still a little jealous about my dance with Pancho. Anyways, everything worked out and today they're planning a day together. I don't know what they're going to do, I'm just glad they're getting along. Well, I better get going, I'm feeling a twinge of morning sickness. Bye for now.

Mrs. Potatohead.

He's alive!

Hi Everybody! You won't believe what happened yesterday! Mr. Potatohead is alive!! He came home yesterday. Apparently the skeleton in the desert was somebody else! I've never felt so happy in my life. He's a little worse for wear but we're oh so happy. Last night I told him about the baby and he's just beside himself. We hugged and we danced and we snuggled. Happy days are here again. Today he gets his bandages off and everything will be normal again. I'm getting a little concerned about his drinking, though. He's got beer with him all the time. I think that will get better now that he's home and happy again.
Well I better go get him some breakfast. Bye for now.

Mrs. Potatohead.

Missing him

Good morning everyone. Well it's been a couple of days since they found Mr. Potatohead's remains in the desert and I sure do miss him. All I have as a remembrance is his silly old hat. He took everything he owns when he left. Tomorrow he was supposed to get his bandages off and everything would have been wonderful again. I'm so sad. To think he left this world not knowing that he was soon to be a daddy. I hope he didn't suffer. All I do now is cook and clean and try to kill time and take my mind off him. Dave said he'd take me to the beach but it just wouldn't be the same without Mr. Potatohead so I declined. Well I better get going I have toilets to clean. Bye for now.

Mrs. Potatohead

Discovery in the desert

Hi friends. Well I'm sure glad I "found" this blackberry before I left. At least I can communicate. The battery is quite low, though. I think I'm in big trouble now. I've been lost for days. I had no water until yesterday and I've lost my hat. It was the only shade I had. Yesterday I was so happy to find that little oasis in the desert it saved me from certain death. Now I just wish I was home. I miss Mrs. Potatohead. I don't know why I didn't trust her. I know she would never be unfaithful. If I ever make it out of this desert I'm gonna make it up to her. I hope she'll forgive me. I'm so stupid. Woe is me...........

P.S. If I ever get out of the desert I'm gonna kill that Pancho Vanilla

He's gone

Yesterday I woke up to a note on my pillow. Mr. Potatohead is gone. He wouldn't believe me that my dance and the walk home with Pancho Vanilla was all that happened. Why won't he believe me? I love him. I hope he does some thinking and comes to his senses soon. He's been gone 24 hrs now and I'm a little worried. The police even came by and said they suspect him of stealing the neighbor's blackberry. I hope he did because then he can contact me if he needs to. I wish he'd come home. I have a surprise for him............................

Mrs. Potatohead.

How could she?

Hello everybody. Today I have a headache. I found out yesterday through the rumor mill that while I was in the hospital on Sunday Mrs. Potatohead was seen cavorting with a dastardly young rapscallion named Pancho Vanilla. What am I going to do? I made a terrible mistake by turning to booze and now I'm paying the price. My head is pounding and I can't think right. I hope I don't do anything I'll regret later. How could she do this to me? I don't know what to do. Woe is me................

Mr. Potatohead

Taco & Belle

Hello everyone. Sorry I wasn't around yesterday but we had big trouble on Sunday. Mr Potatohead made friends with Taco and Belle, a couple neighborhood strays. They seemed really nice at first. That is until Mr. Potatohead started teasing Taco and pulled his tail. My goodness it was horrible. Worse than the cat attack. To make a long story short, Taco attacked and Mr. Potatohead was rushed to the hospital for reconstructive surgery on his other ear, and he didn't get home til late last night. Kim said he better not be doing this on purpose to get out of work. Dave said we might go to the beach when Mr. Potatohead gets better. This trip has been sooooo trying for me. Sunday evening I just couldn't stand it anymore so I went to a Mexican Fiesta. It was nice to relax and have a cool Margarita and just relax a little. I met a nice young fellow there named Pancho and we had a dance then he walked me home. It was so good for me to get out. I just hope Mr. Potatohead doesn't find out. Well I better go sweep the floor before Kim gets up. Bye for now.

Mrs. Potatohead.

Fixin' the car

Hi all. Well today started out wonderfully. Mr. Potatohead woke up with no pain and in a cheery mood. Dave was heading out to fix the car but Kim said "No, Mr. Potatohead will do it." Dave got him some tools then came in for coffee. We heard a huge bang from outside and I just knew something horrible had happened again. Sure enough. Dave didn't brace the hood open properly and it slammed down on Mr. Potatohead. He seems to be ok, just some bruises but he's grumpy again. I must admit I'm starting to share that feeling. It just seems like things aren't going like we expected for a Mexican vacation. Kim says he can relax for a few hours and recuperate a little but she wants that car fixed by dark as the headlights have to work. Dave says maybe we'll go to the beach one day soon. Well I better go tend to Mr. Potatohead. Bye for now.

Mrs. Potatohead.

He's home!

Hi Everybody. Yesterday was a happy day mostly. Kim made me scrub windows while I waited for Mr. Potatohead to get out of the hospital. Finally he came home. He's kinda grumpy, though, and his equilibrium is off due to his ear injury. I looked after him through the night and then this morning I cleaned the kitchen and made coffee and breakfast for everyone. Mr. Potatohead finally got up so I helped him down the stairs and fed him. I sure hope he cheers up soon. The doctors say they'll take the bandages off in a few days and he should be fine. Kim says she hopes he can hear because he sure didn't listen before. She's such a slave driver. Dave has to put new bulbs in the headlights on the new car but Kim says Mr. Potatohead will do it. She sure works us hard. Oh well, it's warm here, at least, and Dave still says he'll take us to the beach soon. Well, I have to go now. The garbage has to be taken out. Bye for now.

Mrs. Potatohead

Minor problems

Hi Everyone. Well we arrived safely in Mexico but were promptly put to work cooking and cleaning. We should have known. Then to make matters worse, Mr. Potatohead was mauled by a vicious Wild Baja Mountain Cat. It was such a frightening experience. He's in the hospital now while the doctors try to reconstruct his ear. They say he'll be home in a couple days. They say he'll have a 50/50 chance of hearing out of his left ear again. I sure hope he's ok. He's scared to death of hospitals (and cats). Dave says they'll take us to the beach one day when his ear is healed. That'll be fun. Uh-oh, I gotta go, the dishes are piling up and Kim's freaking out.

Mrs. Potatohead.

Off to Baja

Hello everybody! Well we made it to sunny Mexico! Woohoo! We had alot of fun flying. The nice pilots even let us ride in the cockpit! They said we could fly the plane but we declined because we didn't really know the way and we didn't want to get lost with all those people relying on us to get them to Baja. Mr Potatohead drove the handicap cart around the airport a couple times too! This is going to be soooo much fun. Today we are going to La Paz to buy a car. Maybe Dave will let us drive it once in awhile. Well we better get going. Bye for now.

The Potatoheads.