Hi everyone. Well you aren't gonna believe what happened. Today I was having a bit of an anxiety attack. I got a note from Mr. Potatohead saying he and Pancho were working on a plan to clear themselves. He says they can kill two birds with one stone. I hope they don't do anything stupid. Things never seem to go quite right for them and I'm afraid it will only make matters worse. Speaking of making matters worse, I got another blackmail letter from French Frieda claiming she had proof to back up her claims that Mr. Potatohead fathered her child. I'm just beside myself! The fellow with her looks like Mr. Potatohead but he has a mustache. Mr. Potatohead has never had a mustache. He hates facial hair! I sure hope she doesn't come to Mexico. Things could sure get ugly. Well I better go do something. I have to keep busy or I'll go crazy with worry. Bye for now. Mrs. Potatohead.
