Hi friends. Well you aren't gonna believe what's been happening. Today is not going well. I was cleaning toilets this morning and I couldn't get the vision of French Frieda out of my head. Her and that horrid little creature she claims was fathered by Mr. Potatohead. I wouldn't be a bit surprised if she showed up here to ruin our vacation. Not that it's been much of a vacation anyway. I have so much on my mind. Mr. Potatohead is missing along with our friend Pancho Vanilla, the policia are accusing them of countless crimes. What am I going to do?
