Hi everybody. You aren't gonna believe what's happening. Things have gotten right out of control here in Baja. A few days ago me and Pancho got drunk and apparently did some bad stuff. The Policia are looking for us and we're scared. We don't dare show our faces in public right now. At least not during daylight hours. We don't know what to do so we're hoping if we keep a low profile it will all just go away. Mrs. Potatohead must be worried sick but we don't dare contact her lest there be an ambush at home. She could probably use some help especially being in her condition (family way). I hope everything settles down soon. Woe is me......
I'm sure happy to have a good friend like Pancho Vanilla. I've gotten to know him quite well and now I know I should never have mistrusted him and Mrs. Potatohead. He is a very upstanding and respectable guy. He is my best friend in the whole world.
Well I better go. We can't afford to stay in one place too long. The cops are everywhere. Bye for now.
Mr. Potatohead
