An unbelievable turn of events

Good morning friends. You aren't gonna believe what happened! First of all I was admitted to the hospital the other day with tummy pain. I thought I was going into labor but it turned out to be nothing more than stomach cramps from some bad tacos. Then I got home from the hospital to find the Policia at the door wanting to talk to me. They told me they had Mr. Potatohead and Pancho Vanilla in custody and they wanted me to go down to the jail! My heart just sank. This was the moment I'd been dreading. I recomposed myself and went down there to find the two masked thugs from the wanted posters staring out from behind bars. I still didn't believe it was my Mr. Potatohead and Pancho so I tore their masks and hats off and you'll never believe who it was! That awful French Frieda and her miserable little brat!!! I had a feeling they'd show up in Mexico and I was right. The blessing was that they were caught by the Policia right away and will spend a long time in a Tijuana jail for their heinous acts. Maybe now they'll leave us alone. Maybe she can try blackmailing some nasty bad guy in jail! HA!!!
Anyways after all that I went home to find Mr. Potatohead and Pancho Vanilla there and they were grinning like never before. I was so happy to see them. Now our lives can get back to normal again. I'm sooooo happy! We're all so happy to be reunited. Well, I better go make them some breakfast. They've been through alot and probably haven't been eating very well. Bye for now.

Mrs. Potatohead.

P.S. Mr. Potatohead says he has something to tell me later.