Sunday, March 23, 2008

I can't believe what I'm hearing




Good morning everybody. You aren't gonna believe what happened. I haven't been able to write for a few days because I've been worried sick. Mr. Potatohead and his new buddy Pancho Vanilla went into town the other day and they haven't been back since. I've contacted the hospital and the Policia and nobody'd heard from them as of last night. This morning the Policia were at the door and I almost fainted. They think Mr. Potatohead and Pancho are behind a string of armed robberies and auto-thefts. I told them that wasn't possible. They are good guys. But then I thought about the drinking and the fighting lately and now I'm not so sure. Could they really be capable of such horrible crimes? I know Pancho's reputation is a little rough around the edges but violent? I just don't know what to think anymore. I hope they come home soon so we can clear them of these accusations. How awful!
I better get going I have to find them before the Policia do.

Mrs. Potatohead.