Hi Everyone. You aren't gonna believe what happened. Things are sure heating up around here! Me and Pancho are still laying low but last night I heard that Mrs. Potatohead went into labor! I hated not being there for her so early this morning under cover of darkness I snuck into the maternity ward. I figured it would be safe because the cops wouldn't be there. I looked everywhere but couldn't find her so I went and checked out the new-borns. There were three that looked alot like Mrs. Potatohead but I couldn't really be sure so I just tickled them a little until they started crying, then I heard sirens and I had to bolt. I sure hope Mrs. Potatohead's ok.
Oh!!!!! I almost forgot! Yesterday I got the shock of my lfe! I saw French Frieda in town. It looks like she has another kid! She's the wench that tried to black-mail us a few years ago but failed. I'm almost positive she's up to something again so Pancho and I are devising a plan to thwart any tricks she may have up her sleeve and clear ourselves of recent accusations at the same time. It's brilliant and it won't fail. It CAN'T fail! It better NOT fail! Well I better go hide. I hear sirens again. Bye.
Mr. Potatohead.
