Hello everybody. Today I have a headache. I found out yesterday through the rumor mill that while I was in the hospital on Sunday Mrs. Potatohead was seen cavorting with a dastardly young rapscallion named Pancho Vanilla. What am I going to do? I made a terrible mistake by turning to booze and now I'm paying the price. My head is pounding and I can't think right. I hope I don't do anything I'll regret later. How could she do this to me? I don't know what to do. Woe is me................
Mr. Potatohead
